if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
(via jamforjohn)
Cosmo Tip #455
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
(via wankbankofamerica)
wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
(via all-time-blowjobs)
